sitting.. waiting.. wishing..: joketym

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Wednesday, September 21, 2005
joketym

out of desperation gus2 ko kcng matwa tps nakita ko ito..

Are You Dating A Psych Major?
9) You awake in the middle of the night to a tape repeating, 'This time it's true love... This time it's true love...'
8) You get an electric shock every time you leave the toilet seat up.
7) Everything she says sounds interesting but has no practical value.
6) A trip to any fast food joint always results in ketchup-and-napkin Rorschach tests.
5) After you fall down the stairs, she asks 'How does that make you feel?'
4) Instead of a goodnight kiss, she leaves you with, 'Looks like our time's about up'.
3) Win one lousy game of Nintendo and suddenly you're a manic bipolar schizophrenic with latent passive/aggressive tendencies.
2) During arguments calmly says, 'What I hear is that you can't stand my overly rational, Spock-like approach, and that you feel I should have the stick extracted from my ass. Is that correct?'
and the Number 1 Sign You're Dating a Psychology Major...
1) You're rewarded with a peanut every time you correctly hit the G spot.

Top 10 Things that Suck More than Writing a Psych Thesis
10. Getting hit by a truck
9. Being stranded in the Sahara without water
8. Falling in a pool of alligators
7. Discovering that your house was built on top of a graveyard
6. Hearing voices in your head
5. Being eaten by turtles
4. Getting a package from the Unabomber
3. Studying thermodyamic engineering
2. Writing a dissertation

And the number one thing that sucks more than writing a thesis:
1. Not graduating

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