sitting.. waiting.. wishing..: women

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Friday, November 04, 2005
women

I made this thing up while riding on a bus going home..i would like to warn some of those who might be offended this was made out of pure boredom andjust the heck of making others laugh..(by others i mean guys..hehe..)

Reasons why women shouldn't drive

1) Poor sense of direction
2) They not willing to soil their hands once a troubleshooting occurs in the car
3) They don't know how to park (i'm guilty of these)
4) Our traffic enforcers would play favorites (men would be less apprehended)
5) They would make use of the side and front mirror to check out cute guys behind their car
6) They'll make use of the front mirror to fix their hair
7) When they drive along EDSA and see a billboard of let's say "kamiseta" they would scrutinize the poormodel and her not good enough dress.
8) In relation to no.4..when they see a male model sporting an underwear they might simply stop and stare..
9) They'll stick their hand on the handbreak or "cambio" (you naughty girl!!)

Stupid_Doug sitting... waiting... at 11/04/2005 06:00:00 PM | 0 comments

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